March 25, 2011 My Penis Plants

Now, before you read any further, you need to know this: I HAD YELLOW PENIS PLANTS GROWING IN MY GARDEN. Curtis saw them, too. We both stopped what we were doing and looked at them. One of us jealously and one of us longingly.

They were about 8 inches tall, yellow and very penis like. Very penis like.

However, when I went down this afternoon to take the promised picture, the wonderful yellow penis plants were gone. There was no evidence that they ever existed.

The only proof I have is the smile on the face of the widow woman next door.